What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 19:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

No way

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Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

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Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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So they tried

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

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So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

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No go.

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

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