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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 19:15

Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
No way
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Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
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Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
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So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
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No go.
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
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